I am thankful for laughter except when milk comes out my nose

Funny things Dakota says:

[♥] Our grandpa told Dakota that if he didn't straighten up, then he'd paddle him and Dakota responded with, "Grandpa, I'm not a boat!"
[♥] "That's rich, Mariah, that's rich!"
[♥] Dakota: "Are we going to eat the jack-a-lope?"
Me: "What's a jack-a-lope?"
Dakota: "You know that orange melon thingy?"
Me: "Ummm Dakota, sweetheart....that's a cantelope"
[♥] Dakota: "MARIAH!...Let's make a band okay? We'll call it...The Hokey Pokeys!"
Me: "Let's dooooo it!"
[He starts playing his drums and I start playing my guitar]
Dakota: "....CUT CUT CUT!...I gotta use the bafroom!"
[♥] "I want a...HAMBURRRGGAAAAA!"
[♥] "Silver Winky Balls and Frosty the Nose Picker" a.k.a. Dakota's annual Christmas songs
[♥] "Your gree-eee gree-eee grandma!"
[♥] "Your ball-headed granny!"
[♥] "I like big butt and I cannot lie, yo greasy momma cannot lie!"
[♥] [Mom trying to get Dakota to take his medicine]
Mom: "Dakota, what do you want to take your medicine with? Yogurt?"
Dakota: "I don't like yogurt!"
Mom: "Well what DO you like?"
Dakota: "I like...."
Me: "...big butts and I cannot lie!"
[Our mom about killed me]
[♥] Dakota: "Grandpa, are these big-piece puzzles hard for you to do?"
Grandpa: "Well, I guess not."
Dakota: "Well, the box says ages 5 and up and you're wayyyy older than that!"
[♥] "Mariah, when I'm taller than you, I'll be your big brother!"
[♥] [Dakota wrote this on his door!]: "Do not come in my room if you lick toys!"
[♥] "The world is made of spaghetti...because we're all connected!"
[♥] "My elbows are CROCOGATORS!"
[♥] Dakota: "What superhero is on my shirt?"
Me: "ummm I don't know...SPIDERMAN!"
Dakota: "Nope, BATMAN!" [while he rips his jacket off...haha]